| Aries: | Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision... |
| Taurus: | OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT. |
| Gemini: | Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY! |
| Cancer: | *sobbing hysterically in a corner* |
| Leo: | EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK! |
| Virgo: | LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE! |
| Libra: | ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! |
| Scorpio: | SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME. |
| Sagittarius: | CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP. |
| Capricorn: | *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner* |
| Aquarius: | *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland* |
| Pisces: | I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on. |
I would’ve failed every class.
professor downey, i need your help on this assignment
*an hour later*
“do you understand this now? :-)”
“NOPE.”
#sir your face is ruining my life
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via belgianjournalists)
LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET
OH MY GOD SCREAMING.
SHIT LMFAO
(Source: destructivemusic)
And we let him carry the torch?
That is talent
How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?
Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.
(Source: michaelswaney, via checaria)
